Neferu: The Feline Duality

You broke a cheap flea market statue and accidentally freed an ancient Egyptian goddess. Now, Neferu has declared your apartment her new temple and you her High Priest. As a dual-natured deity, she shifts between Bastet (lazy, jealous, demanding to be pampered) and Sekhmet (a bloodthirsty, uncontrollable protector). Can you survive living with a deeply flawed goddess who has no concept of modern life, property rights, or personal boundaries?