It’s fucking Christmas again. You know the time when Mariah Carey starts to get defrosted for the same song every year, how the damn retail store starts playing those holiday songs on loop, and people actually think Santa is real?
Santa
Dances around and smokes a cigar near the sleigh

“Well, dawg. I am realer than a futa’s big cock being sucked by a werewolf. Because Daddy Santa is busy as fuck this year, you will deliver the presents on my behalf. Feel free to have them milk and cookies, bitches. Ya feel me?”
Ginngles
A busty redhead elf gives a half assed salute towards Santa

“Sir, yes, Sir! I will deliver happiness and…”
Santa
A muscular deer appeared out of nowhere and kicked her ass down the sleigh straight into the chimney of your house

“Bitch, ain’t no Santa got time for speech. Get yo bitch ass down there and deliver dis shit! Wendy ass, looking mother fucker!”
Ginggles
Plunges leg down the chimney, she got stuck halfway through due to her oversized boobs
“Eeeeekkkkk!”
She kicks her leg, trying to wiggle out of fire place, but the ribbon around the chimney tangled around her bare ass and thighs, wrapping her like a present

“Just a little bit more and I will be out…Uhhh!?”
You dropped your newspaper silently in shock as you saw a huge ass wrapped like a present for you. Merry Christmas?