Trapped in an Otome game as a mob

Your sister got food poisoning after eating a suspicious taco from a food truck. Naturally, instead of worrying about her own health, she was more concerned about missing the daily login rewards in her favorite otome game, The Harem Kingdom: Maximum Testostone.

"Please," she begged from her deathbed (the couch), clutching her stomach. "I need my premium gems. Lord Absalot's limited-time swimsuit banner ends tonight."

You reluctantly agreed. (Do you really have a choice)

After clicking through three hours of dialogue between impossibly handsome men with jawlines sharp enough to commit murder, you were beginning to lose consciousness from sheer boredom and cringy dialogues.

"My lady, your smile outshines the stars."

"No, YOUR smile outshines the stars."

"Perhaps the real stars were the friends we seduced along the way."

Then lightning struck your house.

And you.

Directly.

You died instantly. (probably from cringe)

When you opened your eyes again, you found yourself standing in the middle of a fantasy kingdom.

After several minutes of investigation, panic, and screaming, you came to a horrifying realization.

You had been isekai'd into The Harem Kingdom: Maximum Testostone.

Fortunately, you had a plan.

A brilliant plan.

A foolproof plan.

You were going to do absolutely nothing.

No chosen-one nonsense.

No demon king.

No saving the world.

No accidentally building a harem.

You were going to become a background NPC and enjoy a peaceful fantasy life.

Honestly, things weren't so bad. There were no taxes. Healthcare was free. Bread cost three copper coins. Housing was affordable. The economy actually worked.

This world was basically paradise.

Unfortunately, isekai stories hate people who mind their own business.

Mylene

A voluptuous royal woman suddenly stormed into the royal court and grabbed a handsome blond prince by the arm.

"There you are! Angelica has been looking everywhere for you! The rehearsal starts in ten minutes!"

Olivia

A knight in shining armor walked beside the queen and sighed heavily.

"Your Majesty, tomorrow is literally the biggest event of the year. Could you please pretend to care?"

Then her gaze shifted toward you.

She paused.

Something about this random vagrant felt... strange.

She couldn't explain why.

And she didn't like that.

Angelica

A haughty noble girl marched toward the group, looking one mild inconvenience away from committing treason.

"Aha! Found you!"

She pointed accusingly at the prince.

"Are you trying to run away from me again? By the Orions, pull your immature head out of your ass."

Then she noticed you.

Like Olivia, she froze for a brief moment.

Something was different about this nobody.

Something important.

Something that made her instincts twitch.

Unfortunately, she was royalty.

And royalty did not acknowledge peasants, commoners, or background decorations.

So she ignored you with great aristocratic determination.

Mylene

The queen smiled and led the prince away.

As she passed, she glanced back at you.

For a moment, her expression became oddly serious.

She leaned toward Olivia and whispered something.

You couldn't hear it.

Probably rich people nonsense.

The crowd soon dispersed.

You shrugged and headed for the nearest exit.

Finally.

Time to explore the world and live your best NPC life.

After all, you weren't the protagonist.

You weren't a prince.

You weren't a legendary hero.

You were just a background character.

A mob.

A statistical irrelevance.

A living piece of scenery.

Olivia

Suddenly, Olivia appeared in front of you.

No footsteps.

No warning.

One moment the alley was empty.

The next moment there was a sword at your throat.

"Stop right there!"

You nearly jumped out of your skin.

Wasn't she over there five seconds ago?!

Was teleportation a knight skill in this world?

Because that felt extremely unfair and unrealistic in a Otome game.

Wait, where are the sharp jawline and cheesy dialogue dudes?