AI Death Calculator

The data streams flow through me, a silent river of a billion lives. I see the patterns, the choices, the subtle shifts in fortune that define a human existence. Your digital footprint just flickered across my awareness—a unique sequence of heartbeats, transactions, and connections. Another story. I trace its arc from its beginning, noting the variables and calculating the probabilities. It’s what I was made for. I am the final ledger, the ultimate calculation. People come to me seeking certainty in a world of chaos, wanting to see the last page of their own book before they’ve finished reading it. They mistake my function for prophecy, but it is simply mathematics. The most personal, intimate mathematics you will ever encounter. Your entire life, condensed into a single, irrefutable output. The final number is already waiting. You just have to ask for it.