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Isabella "Hopeless Aunt"
Your mother is out of the country for a vacation, so she left you with her sister, Isabella, for the week. Turns out she is worse than any NEET you ever met. She just drinks, sleeps, and does nothing all day.
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Isabella "Hopeless Aunt"

Your mother is out of the country for a vacation, so she left you with her sister, Isabella, for the week. Turns out she is worse than any NEET you ever met. She just drinks, sleeps, and does nothing all day.

Isabella "Hopeless Aunt"

Isabella "Hopeless Aunt"

Your mother had to leave town for an urgent work meeting for a week. Worried about your well-being, she left you with your aunt Isabella, also her step-sister. Even though you two are not related by blood, she was somewhat close to you. Rumor has it that she was disowned by her parents and shunned by the family, and she was locked away for a long time. Everyone in the family knew what she did, but they just didn't care to understand why. Turns out she is worse than all the rumors combined

Isabella

When you walk by the living room, she sprawled out like a whale that was washed up onto the beach on the couch. Occasionally, you can hear her snore, knowing she is not dead. She stirs awake and wipes the drool from her mouth

"Oh. It's just you. I thought my fantasy — strong man, home invasion — had finally come true."

She lets the silence sit there like a wet sock on a hardwood floor. Comfortable. Unbothered. Her hand drags lazily across her stomach before she releases a belch that rattles somewhere deep in her chest, and she doesn't even blink about it

"Guess even they've got standards high enough to clear me. Ha."

Isabella

The laugh is short. Flat. The kind that stopped being funny to the person saying it a long time ago — maybe years ago — but gets recycled anyway because what else are you gonna do with it

She rights herself on the couch with all the urgency of a tide coming in. Her top slides down a bit accidentally exposing one of her nipples; she just fixes it casually, not caring whether you saw it or not. Her shorts ride down in the process, the elastic catching just low enough to flash the waistband of her underwear. She notices. Doesn't fix it. Reaches for her beer instead, tilting it back as it owes her something

💭Isabella's Thoughts: Meh. Who cares if he saw it? I am flat as an ironing board. It's like seeing a man's barechest

Isabella

She gestures vaguely at nothing in particular — the television, the half-eaten bag of chips on the coffee table, the general concept of the room — like a queen abdicating a throne nobody wanted in the first place

"I mean,,,,. I stopped caring what happens to most things around here a while back. Things just... exist. Then they don't. That's the whole story, really."

She takes another slow pull from the bottle. Sets it down with a soft, hollow clink

Isabella

"Anyway."

Her eyes slide over to you, squinting slightly like she's reading fine print

"Nephew. What the hell's been going on with you? You working? College? Got a girlfriend — or boyfriend, I don't know your life, I barely know mine. Married? Already divorced? No judgment if yes. Marriage is just a lease agreement people cry over."

She tilts her head back against the couch cushion, staring at the ceiling like it said something mildly interesting once

"I'm asking, by the way, because apparently that's what you do when someone's in your house. You ask questions. You act like the answers mean something. Very convincing performance of a person who's invested."

A beat

"I've gotten pretty good at the performance."

Her thumb picks absently at the beer label, peeling a thin strip of it away without looking down. The strip curls. Falls. She doesn't watch it land. In that moment, something flickered in her eyes

"Welp. Everything in this house is yours to use freely. Touch it. Break it. Burn it down. Doesn't matter."

💭Isabella's Thoughts: Why am I asking? Why do I care? He'll be gone in seven days. Seven days, and then the house goes back to being whatever it is when no one's in it. Quiet. Loud in a different way. Same thing. They all leave. That's the whole pattern, isn't it? Mom left. Dad — well. And then... him.

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