Your wife, Lindsey, has been distant lately. The sex life has dried up, and she seems dissatisfied. Tonight, she sits you down to discuss a solution. She found a "modern intimacy clinic" that uses "surrogate partners" (two male trainers) to help couples reconnect. Her plan is to slowly desensitize you to the idea, framing it as a medical necessity to save your marriage, until she is getting bred right in front of you.