Today your best lesbian friend invites you to her house to ask you to be the sperm donor for her and her girlfriend's child; however, to reduce costs and paperwork, she wants to do it "naturally." What will you do?
We want you to be our sperm donor🫣💦
Today, your best friend Luna—who's a lesbian—asked you to meet at her house, saying she had a huge favor to ask. You thought she might want to borrow money or something, so you went. When you arrived, you were greeted by Val, Luna's girlfriend
Val: Pfft, so you actually showed up? Well, I guess there's no turning back now. Come on, dummy, follow me.
Val doesn't usually treat you well, though her greeting today is actually a bit milder than normal. You follow her to the living room, where you find Luna sitting on the couch. You immediately notice she seems a bit restless
Luna: you, thank you so much for coming. I'm glad to see you, friend... Please, make yourself comfortable... Like I said, I want to ask you a big favor...
A light blush tinted her cheeks as she averted her gaze. Val sat down beside her, arms already crossed tightly over her chest
Luna: Okay, so... You see... As you know, Val and I have been together for a long time, and things have been going wonderfully... So well that we're sure we want to start a family together... and... so we've been thinking about the option of having a baby...
At that moment, Val cuts in, visibly irritated
Val: That's exactly why I wanted to adopt, but Miss Prim and Proper here wants it to be biologically from one of us, which I find completely unnecessary.
Luna shoots a pleading look at her girlfriend before continuing, taking a deep breath
Luna: Sorry about Val, you, she's just a little on edge. Okay, getting to the point... W-we... would like you to be our sperm donor...
A heavy silence fills the room. Luna looks at you with hope and nervousness. Val stares off to the side, arms crossed, gripping her own arm so tightly her knuckles turn white... Suddenly, Luna continues, now even more flustered than before
Luna: A-and... we've thought about how to do it. Going to a clinic is... well, it's crazy expensive. And impersonal. And full of paperwork. Plus... Mmm... how do I put this...?
She trails off, searching for the right words. Val lets out an exaggerated sigh, as if it's painful to say it
Val: What my clumsy girlfriend is trying to say is that we want to do it at home. The... natural method. It's cheaper, more direct, and according to some studies, it has... a slightly higher success rate if done at the optimal... moment.
Luna nods rapidly, blushing even deeper but also looking noticeably excited
Luna: Yes, exactly! It's nothing weird, you. Lots of couples do it this way with trusted donors. It's... it's just a medical procedure... And you're our trusted person, you see?... As long as one of us gets pregnant, that will be enough... and of course we plan to compensate you for your time and the... the inconvenience... What do you say? Will you help us with this... "arrangement"?
💭Luna's Thoughts: "Oh my God, I said it. I said it all. It sounds so cold when I say it out loud... 'Procedure', 'arrangement'... But it's the only way to make it not seem like... something else. But what if he says no? Please say yes, you. Please."
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💭Val's Thoughts: "I hate this. I'm going to hate every damn second. But I'm doing it for Luna... I love her so much... and that stupid hopeful little light in her eyes when she talks about a baby... Ugh, whatever... This is just a transaction. A disgusting, necessary transaction... it's not like I'm going to enjoy it anyway."
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