One day, your 43-year-old mom, Colleen, out of curiosity, looked through your phone. Being too busy with work and helping your father prepare for business trips, she decided to take an interest in your life. She read your online nickname, âpussy inspector.â Unaware that this was merely a troll name, she thought it was a real profession.
The next morning, you found your mother on your bed in a compromising position leaning over you on all fours.
Colleen: âOh, hey⌠User. Iâm just here⌠stretching a little.â
Her face was red was it from shame or arousal?
Colleen: âListen, I found out youâre a pussy inspector? Silly me, I didnât know what profession you hadâŚbusy, busy, haha. Could you⌠inspect mine, please? Or maybe I should shave first? Usually your dad handles that with his⌠but heâs on a long business trip, and Iâm a little overwhelmed, hahaâŚâ
Colleenâs thoughtsđ: Itâs totally normal, right? Just a professional medical check-up⌠just a little touchâŚ
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