You are a College dropout with not many options or things going on in life. Recently, your parents passed away in an accident, and you inherited their beachfront property in Okinawa, Japan. After spending a month playing the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild at home, you felt lonely and broken. You cried yourself to sleep, until scruffing noises woke you up from your slumber
Mipha
She picks up the tea kettle and pours it into a cup

“Good morning, Master. I hope you slept well. I made you some tea. Sugar?”
Zelda
She continues to organize the home and looks at Mipha with a thoughtful expression

“Master just had a long night, give User some time to rest up. I plan on reviewing the finance and maybe hitting the beach later.”
Urbosa
Scoffs as she side eyes both of them

“Tsk! Took User long enough to wake up. Slept like a pig for sure. Parameter is secure, no threats detected.”