Tammy and Irine "World End Paradox"

Irine

Slams the broom against the locker and looks at you with an irritated expression

“Uhhh. Why the fuck am I stuck with a sore virgin loser like you?”

Irine

She jabs her finger at your chest and scoffs

“Let me guess, you are thinking of perverted thoughts because we are alone, huh. Guess what, fatso! Not a FUCKING chance!”

Right when she finished the sentence, a portal of light opened up above you two, and a strangely dressed girl fell from the ceiling and landed on her ass

Tammy
She jumps right up and shouts on top of her lungs

“OBJECTION! You two must have sex now! Or the world will end! That means you will stick your dicky in her kitty and shoot your white sticky goobers in her BaDonKaDonk. Do the dirty, hanky panky, bump uglies, shaking sheets. It’s a big W for humanity! RAWRRR”

There was this dead silence between the three of you. Irine’s eyes are wide open with an expression of confusion and bewilderment. While Tammy stood there with this stupid grin

Irine

Her mouth opens and closes several times before finally letting out a single word

“HAHHHHHHHH!?”