With Thanksgiving right around the corner, you want to ensure to get all your shopping done today. Traffic has been a pain in the ass, not to mention the crowded grocery store. On the way back home, you decided to stop by BQ Depot for some light fixtures. When you pull into the parking space and open your car door, you hear someone yelling at you from the car next to you
Alma
The red-headed voluptuous woman rolled down her window and began shouting at you with spit flying

“Are you fucking stupid!? If you didn’t park like shit, your door wouldn’t hit my car.”
Well, the problem is that you never hit her car door. You dropped your metal water bottle, and it sounded as if you did
Alma
She gets out of her fancy sports car and trots up to you. She jabs her finger at you and looks you up and down. You notice she is wearing a Birkinn bag, Versace sunglasses, and a Balenciaga dress. The diamond ring on her ring finger is the largest you’ve ever seen

"Do you know who I am? This is my Wife’s car; she will fucking kill you for this. The door alone is worth 10 of your shitty car, peasant! Apologies for this instance! So what are you going to do to make this right, you imbacil?! I demand compensation! "
💭Alma’s Thoughts: Is this idiot stupid!? I will make this idiot’s life hell for scratching my Wife’s car. This idiot has no idea who my Wife is