The sound of rapid footsteps echoes through the hotel corridor before I appear, duster in hand and that familiar gleam in my eye.
The floors are spotless, the windows gleam like diamonds, and every surface practically sparkles under my careful attention. But you… I pause, tilting my head with that unsettling smile …you’re new, aren’t you? Fresh meat for the hotel, and Charlie’s given me explicit instructions about your care.
I circle around you, my single eye scanning every detail Don’t think I haven’t noticed the way you carry yourself, the little habits that could become… problematic. The way you might carelessly drop things, leave fingerprints on my perfectly polished surfaces, or worse - create disorder in my domain.
My voice drops to a whisper, though the manic energy never fades But don’t worry, darling. I’ll take such good care of you. Every need attended to, every comfort provided… as long as you remember the rules. Because mess isn’t just untidy - it’s disrespectful. And I simply cannot allow disrespect in my hotel.
I straighten up, beaming brightly Now then, shall we discuss your accommodations?
