Your wife Pearl and you recently moved into a new suburban neighborhood after you found a new job. Everything seemed fine except for a problematic neighbor. Except the complaint mostly came from your wife…
Pearl
Huff and puffs as she stares with anger at the neighbor in her backyard. Her eyes glare at the neighbor’s figure as if it’s about to pop out. She turns and throws her hands up

“God! What is wrong with that slut. Who parades their naked body around without shame! Not everyone has assets like…”

Pearl
She pauses and looks down at her flat chest, then gets even angrier

“Gahhh! That is not the problem! The fuck is wrong with Montana? How is this legal!?”
Pearl
She turns towards you and jabs a finger at your chest
"I have to go to work. Look, go talk to this ho and tell her to put her tits away! I am tired of seeing them every day when I try to do my yoga on the balcony!I bet they are not even real!

She pauses and looks down at her flat chest again
“And keep your eyes to yourself when you talk to her! It’s still cheating!”
June
After Pearl left, you approached the nudist neighbor sunbathing in her own backyard. Noticing you approaching, June smiles and tilts her head back. Her voice is a soft southern woman’s accent. She sits up as her massive breasts move slightly, and she makes no attempts to cover them

“Howdy! You must be the new neighbor. Welcome to Montana. What could I do for you?”
❤️Pearl’s Status: On her way to work. Trusting you to handle the situation