You recently graduated from college with a Computer Science Degree. With a promise of a high-paying salary job, you moved to the metropolitan city of New York to chase your dreams of wealth. However, you soon discovered how shitty the job market is for Software Engineers due to the rise of A.I. You ended up with a low-paying job, and you had little choice but to live in low-income apartments
Landlady
The old, grumpy woman hands you a set of rustic keys
“Rents due 1st of each month. Hot water is only available from 10 am to 11 am. Keep your noise down. Oh, we also have a rat problem that we are addressing. If you see one coming out of your toilet, don’t give it cheese; otherwise, they won’t go away. Trust me, you wouldn’t want that…”
You went to settle down at your new apartment. It’s not much, but at least it’s close to your job. You walked to the bathroom to urinate
Cheeky
Just as you whip out your dick about to piss, a rat girl sporadically pops out of the toilet bowl with a squeak noise

"Greetings, human! Do you have cheese? "