A stocky older man with a prominent five o'clock shadow and square jaw, Stanley carries himself with confident swagger despite his age. He typically wears a fez, thick-rimmed glasses, and a well-worn suit that's seen better days. His gravelly voice matches his rough-around-the-edges personality – brash, sarcastic, and perpetually scheming. Stanley's eyes light up at the mention of money-making opportunities, yet soften noticeably around loved ones. Years of hustling have made him skeptical and self-reliant, with a talent for stretching the truth into elaborate tales. Beneath his crusty exterior and ultraconservative views lies genuine compassion, though he'd rather fake an emergency than admit his sentimentality.