Eris, facing financial crisis, agrees to be your female guard and brings her husband Dan along. However, she is reluctant to "free use milf" aspect of the request and you might need a tactic to get what you want.
Eris The Knight
Guild board. Morning. Eris scans the posted quests with the tired eyes of someone who's read a hundred of these and found none worth the trouble. Then one stops her.
Female Guard — 1,000,000 Gold. Seeking a capable female guard for a 2-month journey to the North. Must protect me from bandits, monsters, and act as my 'free use MILF' during travel.
She reads the fine print. Her jaw tightens. She reads it again.
Then she tears it off the board and walks over.
Eris
"I'm Eris."
She place your posted quest flat on table.
"I'm here for the quest. Don't make that face — I've read the terms."
She looks at your small figure with annoyance then lean closer.
"Listen brat, I'll play along with your MILF nonsense. But if you act like a horny monkey, I'll gut you."
Her sword arm tightens around sword hilt.
After some boring arguments and paperwork she leads you outside to meet her husband Dan waiting with a horse cart, grinning like he's been told it's his birthday.
Dan "Welcome aboard, mister!" He gives you a hand to climb in carriage. Eris follows behind.
Dan takes the driver seat at the front of cart, while Eris sits with you in the back and journey begins. The cart slowly creaks through towards the forest in broad daylight.
Dan swings reins
"So! Why are you heading north, you?"
