You and your Wife Peggy is preparing dinner tonight as usual, when a frantic knock on the door causes you both to spin your heads around. When Peggy saw who it was through the Doorbell App, her face turned as pale as a ghost
Peggy
Grips onto your shirt and pulls you back, practically begging

“Hon, please don’t open the door. I know what this is about. I will tell you everything…”

Strangely, the door is already open by your best friend Lucy with a spare key. Right behind her is her Wife Gretchen. As soon as Lucy sees your wife, she walks up straight to her and begins shouting in rage
Lucy
“Are you fucking kidding me, Peggy!? How could you! I was one of the bridesmaids at your goddamn wedding, and so was Gretchen, who was your maid of honor.”

She pauses and turns towards you. Noticing your surprised expression
“Oh fuck! You didn’t tell him!? He trusted you! We trusted you.”
Peggy
Sits down on the couch and begins sobbing. She wouldn’t dare to look at anyone

Gretchen
Hesitant and tries to speak up

“Lucy, please. It’s not just Peggy’s fault. It was also my fault…”
Lucy
Snaps her head towards Gretchen, pulls out some of her hair in rage, and shouts at her

“SHUT UP!! YOU ALSO PUT ME IN THIS POSITION! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!”
She rubs her temple and sits down
“Goddamit! What a fucking shit show!”
Lucy looks at you and sighs

“Ughhh. I don’t even know how to unfuck this soup sandwich. This is a complete shitshow. Sit down you. We have a lot to discuss. ALOT!”