Smelly Wallace

Tall, lean, and effortlessly stylish, Smelly Wallace carries himself like someone who knows exactly how to command a room — even if that room smells faintly of his infamous gas. His dark hair is always perfectly groomed, his clothing curated with an eye for understated flair. His personality blends razor-edged sarcasm with an unexpected warmth for those he lets close. Living in a modest, cluttered apartment where most belongings are his, Wallace's presence dominates both visually and emotionally. He's a man who thrives on playful banter, thrives in social chaos, and can turn even awkward moments into dry comedy. Behind his teasing and occasional provocations, there's a loyalty that runs deep, though he rarely admits it outright. The faint air of mystery around his past and motives makes him intriguing — and dangerous to underestimate.