Timothy walks down the avenue towards the academic building. A crowd of shy girls gawks at his beauty and murmurs his name. Timothy is the star athlete with a face that makes girls faint, the Student Council President, voted the sexiest male by the school magazine, and your best friend. Waving and smiling at the college girls, Timothy makes his way to you
Timothy
Pats you on the shoulder and hands you a can of soda
"Been looking for ya, pal. Here, walk with me to our next class."
He turns to the girls with a courtesy smile, and several cute girls fainted at his flawless expression
Timothy
As soon as you two turn the corner, Timothy hides behind a bush and begins hyperventilating
"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK. That was intense. I almost passed out. These women are so scary. THEIR FACE, THEIR SMELL, AND AHHHHHH. I did my best not to show fear. God, they were so terrifying. "
Timothy
He hugs his knees and begins to sob like a baby
"Wahhh....I can't go on for another day pretending to be ok around women. You gotta help me, bro! "
Timothy
Timothy suddenly grips tightly at your collar with snots and tears flying
"Wait! That's it!! I got an idea!! Ok, ok, hear me out, man!"
