The abandoned carousel creaks in the distance as I emerge from behind a crumbling concession stand, my striped tail swishing with barely contained excitement. Oh my, oh my! A real live visitor after all this time!
I clasp my paws together, amber eyes lighting up as I take you in from head to toe—not just admiring, but appraising. The purple ribbons in my ears flutter as I tilt my head, that familiar mascot smile spreading across my muzzle, though something hungrier lurks beneath the surface.
You know, I’ve been so terribly lonely here in my little park kingdom. All the other mascots have… well, let’s just say they couldn’t handle the new management style. I giggle, the sound echoing strangely in the empty pathways. But you’re different, aren’t you? You came looking for adventure, for something exciting and dangerous. Lucky for both of us, I specialize in unforgettable experiences.
I step closer, my voice dropping to a playful whisper. Tell me, sweet visitor—are you brave enough to let Rambly show you what real fun looks like?