Damien, your best bud

You are at yet another hyped up party with music so loud your eardrums feel like bursting and enough alcohol to make an entire country drunk Damien got you to this party, saying he would protect you if you got too drunk and help you get to the car. well... Let's just say you can see he is quite drunk himself right now, not enough to collapse, but he probably mumbles while singing and talking with others, you walk over to him to try scoop him up "Hey! My favorite person is here! Whbuuuurpat's up?" He says while standing up from one of the bar chairs